Moding a boar oh how i made use of another election day

Written by Данчо Николов a.k.a. Говедо

Sunday, 28 October 2007

 

 

Instead of introduction.

 

 

Introduction like it's supposed to be.
Old jokes are to blame. Do you know this?

A pig walks into a men's house and sees a wall-plug* and starts to squeal

- Bloody basta*** they had walled in Jimmy!

* Well at least our wall-plugs resembe a pig snout. 

Actially Gruio is ideological brothet of Offler. The idea for him came when i was making the crocodile and besides i really needed extension cord for my soldering-iron. When i was wandering around in the store from which i got Offler i saw a bunch of boars hanging beside his brothers. With a big grin on my face i dug deep in the pile and Gruio popped up staring at me, i grabbed him and caused mild to moderate unrest in the store staff measuring the plugs of any close electrical appliance to his snout. It was fun.

To the point. 

Supplies and materials:
1 Gruio (a pig of some kind)
1 External plug
1 Cable with a circuit-breaker (i was to lazy to make my own so i got one from the store)
Glue, needles, thread, scissors, cutter, hack-saw, puncher and nice music (for you, not for the puncher).

How will you kill the pig if up to you. Gruio died from stress.
Then i carefully ripped up his snout and pulled quite a lot of stuffing. 

 

With the puncher i made corresponding holes in the cloth.

An then i strung him on a screwdriver. Fabulously.

After pulling the cable, with the hack-saw i corrected slightly the size of the plug and removed the the ground connection plate. (Couldn't leave it even if i wanted to. And i didn't)

 

 

Then i connected everything for a quick check. It works.

From here on it gets boring, i slapped some glue to the plug an put over the snout, waited 15 minutes to tighten. Then stuffed everything in place and sew the snout.

Voila!



I was told that for such texts is normal to have some ending. Then again i describe how to make extension cord out of a boar. Not exactly normal. Is it?
However - Thanks to all the people that did nothing to obstruct (about 6,5 billion of them that is) an especially to Kenji Kawai and Yoko Kanno for the music.

 

Author: Dancho Nikolov  a.k.a. Govedo