Fallout Remastered

Written by Stuyo

Monday, 06 November 2006

 

Episode 3 - Restoration

This story is about our brave scientists and how they managed to rconstruct a marvelous device, left by our ancestors to help us in our life and to lead us forward to the "future" - the place, to which every single of the ancient ones straved, but we still don't posess enough history information to figure out what it's like, the only thing we derived from tha scarce known acts is that it is a very nice place to live in and everyone is happy there.

Or lets say it in the language of our ancestors:

"In this episode, dear audience, we will tell you about how we got there, from where we started, or more precisely how we did not do any work for half an year. Te story will be supported with vast amount of pictures, which will show you nothing new... Hah, you already lost great deal of time reading these lines. But nontheless, in the name of the story, I think it is suitable to include a foreword, consisting of three episodes, to make the worklog deceptively large and to trick you to think that i did great deal of work on the project..."

"Well... that are some cables of sorts... I don't even know why i pictured them, but the volume is important... wherethere is no quality we have to compensate..." - Here we see more of the strange strings, used by the ancients - they use strange, unknown materials to cover them and even stranger dvices which connect the strngs with other objects or strings whithout using knots:

This photograph depicts two devices connected together with string. We cannot devise who needed this, as as far as we can tell these devices are fixed to the bottom of this... device maybe... the ever helpful ancient ones obviusly forgot to mention in the archives its purpose or name:

Yet another piece of art of the ancients, we suppose its and abstract piece, representing something, they used to name "industrialization" - these were strange rituals, which the ancients attended every dy for five days and then had break for two days. They gathered in large buildings, listened deafening noise (maybe they thought it to be some kind of religious music) and dispensed large amounts of smoke in the air thrugh long chimneys - probably sedative gases, which helped them to come into harmony with the religious music and reach nirvanna:

This is some kind of sea monster with tentacles! Here's what an art piece from ancient times has to say about it - "Yarghhh, I amthe Kraken, fear the stench of thousand rotting corpses which comes out from my power connector!!! Tremble electrons!!!":

Here is a tipycal example of how the ancients harnessed the nature energy into doing their work, because they were very lazy civilization - the kraken was put in a special cage and made to produce "electricity", which obviously is one ot the primary properties of the krakens:

"It looks kinda dead, but that's because we don't know with what to feed it..."

These devices were used by the ancient ones to store humongous amounts of information. Our scientists still try to devise the technology of storing information. We suppose it is based on micro organisms, which live inside and create telepathical field, which the ancients could read:

Strange in appearance board:

Two strange boards:

Board + kraken + cage =

And a smaller board:

Some more of the inexplicable art of the ancients:

We found the information in the archives for this object - "Some type of gear, which lay on the roundabout of Sofia and was brutally and constantly ran over by every senseless passing truck. I saved it from its misery and thought about impaling it near the kraken" - we still try to find out which settlement is "Roundabout" and what exactly "Sofia" is - maybe a "country" (the ancients used this term to refer to vast land areas). From this information we derived that the man who found this item was on crusade in this place and brought it as a token or spoils to the place, which he calls his "home":

The ancient one from whose archives we get our information characterizes this device as something, to which he came back after long time. We cannot imagine his affection with this object: